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Fore the Laughs: Golf’s most ridiculous food names

published: Jul 2, 2026

Fore the Laughs: Golf’s most ridiculous food names

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You’d never turn down a plate of Lottie Toad in the hole, would you? Or a fine glass of Lee TreVino? We had some fun with some of the world’s best players following Sergio Garcia’s lasagne disaster

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NCG had the immense privilege of being at the centre of Sergio Garcia’s West Lancs-agne Gate during Final Open Qualifying.

The fiery Spaniard claimed to feel like vomiting after scoffing down this most famous Italian dish – a dish NCG’S Matt Chivers thoroughly enjoyed tucking into.

With this in mind, we decided to take a humorous look at the dishes and drinks cleverly (we say) named after golf’s biggest stars.

Golf is a serious sport, of course, even where the more irritable players like Garcia are involved. But once in a while, there is space for some banter.

At NCG, we used our imagination and created fun with golf players’ names. After all, we’d all enjoy a Fleetwood-fired pizza, wouldn’t we? Or lovely Hennie Ris-Otto, and a tasty bit of Mackerelroy?

While these stars have earned our respect and recognition through hard work, we have decided to park their talent and turn their names into concepts that will make you feverishly hungry.

Whether it’s a classic breakfast plate or something more continental, a surprising number of top stars sound as though they belong on a shopping list.

A pic of Sergio Garcia and lasagne| Sources: Getty Images and Adobe Stock
A pic of Sergio Garcia and lasagne| Sources: Getty Images and Adobe Stock

Here we go then – our pro golfer’s menu served by the Michelin-starred Scottie Cheffler and Ian Baker-Finch:

Tommy Fleetwood-fired pizza

Stew-art Cink

Hennie Ris-Otto

Harris ‘Full’ English

Rory Mackerelroy

Lottie Toad in the Hole

Se Re Pak-choi

KJ pak-Choi

Daniel Berger

Kel Bagel

Chip Beck

Stuart Appleby

Nelly and Jessica Korma

Bernhard Banger

B-rice-on DeChambeau

Phil Pickleson

Wynd-Ham Clark

Steve Pâté

Jon Rahmen

Tom Kimchi

Si Woo Kimchi

Min Woo Leek

Ludvig Aberger

Michael BrenNaan

Retief Goose-n

Akshay Buttya

Fuzzy Gorgonzoeller

Michael Campbell Soup

Aldrich Hotpotgeiter

Robert Big-MacIntyre

Aaron Raita

Arnold Palmo

Michael Block (of cheese)

Miguel Angel Delight

Drinks:

Lee TreVino

Cory Middlecoffee

Mark Calcavechianti

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