Author: Angry Club Golfer
Bitter from the first moment he picked up a club, there is not much that doesn’t attract the Angry Club Golfer’s ire.
Whether it’s handicaps, slow play, or even the quality of a bacon sandwich, this veteran of the clubhouse has always got a view – and far more likely to have a complaint.
He’s a bit of all of us. So if you’ve ever raised an eyebrow at dress codes or flashed a frustrated frown as a slow group in front refuses to move aside to let you through, the Angry Club Golfer embodies your concerns and dials up the volume.
Liked and loathed in equal measure, the one thing you won’t ever see is him sitting on the fence. The clue is the name. He gets cross about golf. A lot. So buckle up and prepare to watch sparks fly.

The Angry Club Golfer returns – and these 5 members still make his blood boil
By Angry Club Golfer | Aug 11, 2026

No one made you buy a house next to a golf course. Keep quiet and don’t complain about golf balls in your garden
By Angry Club Golfer | Jul 29, 2025

Meet the very worst playing partner in golf – and I bet you know who exactly I am talking about
By Angry Club Golfer | Jul 24, 2025

The unmistakable signs you’re being hustled by a match play bandit
By Angry Club Golfer | May 8, 2025

When did our golf clubs decide they needed more security features than your average prison?
By Angry Club Golfer | Mar 7, 2025

I hate having to book my weekend tee times on an app. I never get to play golf when I want
By Angry Club Golfer | Feb 18, 2025

Why are match play opponents so difficult to arrange a game of golf with?
By Angry Club Golfer | Nov 12, 2024

Still moaning about high handicappers? You lot are the REAL WHS villains
By Angry Club Golfer | Nov 7, 2024
