If you’ve never heard of Horace Hutchinson allow me to put you in the picture. His name is about to leap right off this page.
He was a titan of Victorian golf. You’ve heard of the Amateur Championship, right? Well, Hutchinson played in the first three finals. He won it twice and famously beat John Ball on his home track of Hoylake to defend his title in 1887.
He was also a voracious writer and the author of two of the golf bibles of that era: British Golf Links and the Badminton Library on Golf.
It’s the latter we’re going to flick through because this incredibly detailed book, which includes essays on clubs, balls, instruction, handicapping, and the history of the game, also included a fantastic chapter on etiquette and behaviour.
Horace was very no nonsense and had quite a lot to say about what was acceptable during a round. He was even more strident on what he considered wasn’t. It really is a fascinating insight into the culture of an age that’s long gone.
What’s interesting straight away is that the things which get us really riled up today – pitch marks on greens and raking bunkers to name a couple – just didn’t register at all in his time.
There is a brilliant passage on gimmes – “Perhaps one of the most offensive of all breaches of etiquette is committed by him who, after missing one of these little putts, says to his opponent, airily, ‘Oh, I thought you had given me that!’” – and rather too much time spent on people who poke their clubs into sand in the bunker.
Hutchinson was also appalled at people who stood over him “with triumph spiced with derision” and counted out his score as he hacked away in a bunker.
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What was Horace Hutchinson’s biggest etiquette fail on the course?
But this was all rather small beer. For there was one etiquette faux pas guaranteed to send him into absolute spasms.
It’s described with such beautiful eloquence in his book that it might go down as the worst etiquette mistake you could make on a golf course.
Ready? For this hero of a nobler age, here was the ultimate sin: “No golfer is worthy of the name who does not put back his divot.”
“After all, what is courtesy but unselfishness and consideration of others,” Hutchinson opined. “How grossly then does not he offend against every dictate of courtesy who scalps up the turf with his heavy iron, and leaves the ‘divot’ lying, an unsightly clod of earth, upon the sward!
“What shall we do to such as he, as, playing after him, our ball finds its way into the poor dumb mouth of a wound which he has thus left gaping, to call down upon him the vengeance of gods and men?”
It’s hard to say whether Hutchinson would join the modern clamour to get free relief from such a fate. He notes with some exasperation that our rules say it is a player’s first duty to replace a divot, but that in spite of all those efforts “the scalps and divots still lie unsightly on the links… though we curse with bell and book and niblick the sacrilegious villain who left the raw, gaping wound on the sacred soil”.
Utterly confusing for Hutchinson, just as it is today, was how easy it was to remedy the problem. Simply put it back. Although he, of course, expresses it in much grander terms.
“A divot well replaced is, in most conditions of the ground, as a divot that has never been cut.”
Wise words now, as they were more than 130 years ago when they were first published. Maybe one day, we’ll take heed of them.
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