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Author: Angry Club Golfer

Bitter from the first moment he picked up a club, there is not much that doesn’t attract the Angry Club Golfer’s ire.

Whether it’s handicaps, slow play, or even the quality of a bacon sandwich, this veteran of the clubhouse has always got a view – and far more likely to have a complaint.

He’s a bit of all of us. So if you’ve ever raised an eyebrow at dress codes or flashed a frustrated frown as a slow group in front refuses to move aside to let you through, the Angry Club Golfer embodies your concerns and dials up the volume.

Liked and loathed in equal measure, the one thing you won’t ever see is him sitting on the fence. The clue is the name. He gets cross about golf. A lot. So buckle up and prepare to watch sparks fly.

No one made you buy a house next to a golf course. Keep quiet and don’t complain about golf balls in your garden

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By Angry Club Golfer | Jul 29, 2025

Read full article No one made you buy a house next to a golf course. Keep quiet and don’t complain about golf balls in your garden

Meet the very worst playing partner in golf – and I bet you know who exactly I am talking about

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By Angry Club Golfer | Jul 24, 2025

Read full article Meet the very worst playing partner in golf – and I bet you know who exactly I am talking about

The unmistakable signs you’re being hustled by a match play bandit

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By Angry Club Golfer | May 8, 2025

Read full article The unmistakable signs you’re being hustled by a match play bandit
golf club gates

When did our golf clubs decide they needed more security features than your average prison?

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By Angry Club Golfer | Mar 7, 2025

Read full article When did our golf clubs decide they needed more security features than your average prison?
golf tee time app

I hate having to book my weekend tee times on an app. I never get to play golf when I want

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By Angry Club Golfer | Feb 18, 2025

Read full article I hate having to book my weekend tee times on an app. I never get to play golf when I want
match play golf

Why are match play opponents so difficult to arrange a game of golf with?

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By Angry Club Golfer | Nov 12, 2024

Read full article Why are match play opponents so difficult to arrange a game of golf with?
World Handicap System

Still moaning about high handicappers? You lot are the REAL WHS villains

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By Angry Club Golfer | Nov 7, 2024

Read full article Still moaning about high handicappers? You lot are the REAL WHS villains

Not being allowed to move your ball out of a divot is golf’s stupidest rule

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By Angry Club Golfer | Oct 24, 2024

Read full article Not being allowed to move your ball out of a divot is golf’s stupidest rule
annoying golf phrases

The words I hate to hear on a golf course: Do you come out with any of these?

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By Angry Club Golfer | Oct 15, 2024

Read full article The words I hate to hear on a golf course: Do you come out with any of these?