It is that time of the year when we are all preparing to put our feet up on the sofa and watch the drama unfold over Augusta National. For those lucky enough to attend The Masters there is the opportunity to join the queues and purchase some Masters Merch. NCG’s very own Steve Carroll is there this year and you can follow his Masters journey via X formerly twitter , including his Masters Merch purchases.
However, for those not lucky enough to actually be there, to wet your appetite here is a little fun list of alternative Masters Merch suggestions. Listed products below have some link to each of the hole names at Augusta National, which are named after flowers and trees. Click on the link on each hole name if you want to read the hole history and why it is named as it is.
For some of the holes, for those old enough to remember, the product suggestions might have been more suitable for Dave’s Tedious Link section on the Chris Moyles Radio 1 Breakfast Show! Anyway, I hope you give me some slack and remember it is a bit of fun mixed in with some really cool products that you might wish to purchase!
Hole 1 – Tea Olive
Hard as I tried to find a product related to Osmanthus fragans I sadly could not find anything! Luckily for me it is part of the Olive family and this FootJoy Polo Shirt in Olive is the perfect item to kick of the Tedious Link around Masters Merch! Quality is always associated with Oscar Jacobson and currently available in sizes S-2XL.
Available: Now
RRP: £47.50 / $72
More information: FootJoy UK / FootJoy US
Hole 2 – Pink Dogwood
Another polo top but a different quality brand this time. Check out Glenmuir’s White/Navy/Hot Pink Micro G Print Performance Golf Shirt. This top is subtle with the pink but has a classy design that can be worn on and off the course.
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RRP: £60 reduced to £35
More information: Glenmuir Men’s All Over Micro G Print Performance Golf Shirt
Hole 3 – Flowering Peach
Though tempting and relatively straightforward to select yet another polo shirt the item of choice this time is this TaylorMade peach golf ball.
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Hole 4 – Flowering Crab Apple
Time now for some golf balls! I know apples can be red as well as green but as the actual hole is a Par 3 with an elusive green the ball of choice for this hole had to be a green golf ball. Once again a bargain can be had with these Srixon 2022 Soft Feel Brite Golf Balls as they are currently 41% off!
Available: Now £26.99 – reduced to £15.99
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Available: Now
RRP: £289
More information: Ogio All Elements Woode Hybrid Stand Bag ’24
Hole 8 – Yellow Jasmine
I absolutely love this item! Check out this yellow TecTecTec KLYR Rangefinder! A great item that is currently 40% off and will ensure you stand out on the fairway this season!
Available: Now
RRP: £249.99 reduced to £149.99
More information: Yellow TecTecTec KLYR Rangefinder
Hole 9 – Carolina Cherry
Back to a polo shirt and so check out this micro bridge cherry polo by J Lindeberg! Currently only available in medium and large but if you happen to be that size then you can benefit from yet another reduced price item!
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RRP: £79 reduced to £42.99
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RRP: £279.99 reduced to £249.99
More information: Clicgear 4.0 Golf Trolley
Hole 13 – Azalea
The plant that Augusta is most famously associated with. This J Lindeberg Azalea top is the perfect item item and will ensure you will not be missed this season!
Available: Now
RRP: £89.99
More information: J.Lindeberg KV Tour Golf Polo Shirt – Azalea
Hole 14 – Chinese Fir
Hands up! Struggling now on this hole to find any tedious link. It is therefore the perfect time to direct you to the book – The Masters: A Hole-by-Hole History of America’s Golf Classic. You can engross yourself in the history and no doubt educate yourself on Chinese Fir!
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Hole 17 – Nandina
For the penultimate hole of the round we are going to tee it up with some bamboo due to the fact that Nandina is sometimes called heavenly bamboo. None plastic, long lasting and 100% bamboo. They are currently on offer on a 3 for 2 purchase and available in 59mm and 70mm.
Available: Now
RRP: 3 for 2 offer or £2.99 per pack.
More information: 40 x 70mm pack and 20 x 59mm pack
Hole 18 – Holly
An iconic finishing hole whose name, Holly, is used worldwide for Christmas decorations. This can only mean one thing and a great way to finish the 18 holes – a Christmas golf jumper courtesy of Glenmuir. This Men’s Round Neck Fairisle Stag Merino Blend Christmas Sweater is available in three styles knitted in merino wool and all reviews on the Glenmuir website are 5 star.
Available: Now
RRP: £60
More information: Glenmuir Men’s Round Neck Fairisle Stag Merino Blend Christmas Sweater
Well, that is the 18 holes done which can only mean one thing. Time for a sit down and natter in the 19th hole. As such, here are a selection of products associated with some iconic Masters moments and sayings.
19th Hole – Drink –
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RRP: £10.25
More information: The 1986 Masters: How Jack Nicklaus Roared Back to Win
19th Hole – Nuts – Green Jacket
Only one way to finish this article and that has to be with a green jacket! Check out this J Lindeberg Jeff Hybrid green jacket. Currently available in M-XL and at the reduced price of £126.99.
Available: Now
RRP: £189 reduced to £126.99
More information: J Lindeberg Jeff Hybrid green jacket
We hope you enjoyed this light hearted journey of Masters Merch with tedious links to hole names and memorable moments at Augusta National. You might not think all items are blooming marvellous but we hope it has increased your knowledge of the holes at Augusta National and ready for your viewing of the tournament at the weekend.
At the very least we hope it is leaf-ing you with a blossoming anticipation of how the back 9 excitement will unfold on Sunday.
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