What does Haydn Porteous like to binge watch? What was the last album he downloaded? And what does he think when he looks in the mirror?

 NCG asks the players all the important questions – and they are happy to answer…

What was the last event you bought tickets for?

Jeepers. I don’t really go out much, if I’m honest. I bought tickets for a New Year’s Eve party.

The last time you were tipsy?

At the New Year party!

Last album you listened to?

I bought an album from Khalid. It’s literally the only thing I’ve been listening to for the past two months.

What’s the one thing you can’t live without?


One TV series you keep going back to?


What is your favourite film?

Forrest Gump.

What one word would your friends or family use to describe you?


What’s the perfect night out?

Just having some of my best friends around, having a few drinks and just taking it very easy back at the house.

What do you think when you look in the mirror?

I love you!

When was the last time you cried?

Five months ago but lets keep that on the down low.

What’s your guilty pleasure?

A nice cold beer after a hot day.

About ‘The World According To’

Anyone can ask golfers questions about golf.

What we want to know is what ticks their boxes away from our beautiful game – whether it be their favourite football team, film, or box sets.

Or the last time they were drunk.

Basically, we ask the questions you didn’t need to know the answers to but still want to…