Mannings Heath declare themselves as a “golf club like no other” and you only have to take a brief scan at the scorecard to know this may not be an ideal boast.
I’m not sure how to feel after playing Sodom and Gomorrah, but experience these twin ‘delights’ you must if you take a trip to the Horsham course.
For they are the names of the first two holes on the championship Waterfall, just a couple of the weird and wonderful syntax that is used to describe your round at the 36-hole complex.
Now exotic titles for holes are far from unusual. Willow Valley, in West Yorkshire, call their 14th on the south course Daniel’s Dare.
It’s a name drop to Daniel Defoe, the author of Robinson Crusoe, who was rumoured to have spent some time roaming Brighouse in the early 18th century.
Neither look particularly like the formidable Asian mountain range.
Can anyone shed any light on what A Still No Ken, the title for the 6th at Eyemouth, is all about?
It all seems fair enough if you consider that golf hides behind jargon that largely confounds and confuses the beginner. Anyone know what a rainmaker is?*
But at Mannings Heath you are left in no doubt about the fate that awaits simply by taking a peek at some of the descriptive names.
Hell Corner, Decisions Decisions and Hummocks are all pretty illustrative, although I’m yet to work out the significance of John Jones.
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* A rainmaker is when you sky the ball, sending it into orbit but no distance whatsoever