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Ball in a divot? Here’s the world’s smallest violin playing just for you

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golf flagstick rule

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Flagstick in or flagstick out? It doesn’t matter – just make a decision!

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golf pre shot routine

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Why it’s time to ban pre-shot routines (yes, really)

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Meet the traffic police – golf's newest (and most irritating) phenomenon

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Meet the traffic police – golf’s newest (and most irritating) phenomenon

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thomas pieters

Angry Club Golfer

Ball in a divot? Here’s the world’s smallest violin playing just for you

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golf flagstick rule

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Flagstick in or flagstick out? It doesn’t matter – just make a decision!

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golf pre shot routine

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Why it’s time to ban pre-shot routines (yes, really)

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Meet the traffic police – golf's newest (and most irritating) phenomenon

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Meet the traffic police – golf’s newest (and most irritating) phenomenon

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rake a bunker

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It’s such a simple task – so why can’t any of you do it properly?

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World Handicap System

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Still moaning about high handicappers? You are the real WHS villain

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Golf club membership

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Listen up, golf clubs: I want to pay you money, not be stripped of my self-respect

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range balls

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Is there any danger of your range balls actually being round?

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online casinos golf

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Golf’s tee booking debacle isn’t the club’s fault – it’s YOU who’s to blame

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Golf cheats

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Suspect a golfer of cheating? It’s time to stop moaning and do something about it

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winter golf

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‘You’re not Tiger and this isn’t Augusta!’ Are you guilty of these winter golf offences?

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ball accidentally moved on putting green

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It’s the tedious debate that rears its ugly head every year – just let me do what I want!

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Golf is hard

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When did we become a bunch of snowflakes? Golf is hard – and that’s OK!

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stableford

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Stableford competitions? Put them in the bin with the rest of the Christmas rubbish

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pace of play

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Hey, slow coaches, since when did ‘playing through’ stop being a thing?

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Two golfers walking the fairway

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The five worst types of golfer at your club: How many do you know?

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It’s time to face facts – your golf course is too long for you

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Golfers talking on a tee box

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Angry Club Golfer: Oh I’m sorry, did my shot interrupt your conversation?

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Angry golfer snaps club over leg

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Angry Club Golfer: New to golf? Learn the etiquette or go back to playing football

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lost ball

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What is it about playing in summer that makes us forget the rules of etiquette?

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coronavirus

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Can we all just agree that Covid rules at golf clubs are getting a little out of hand?

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golf etiquette playing through

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Beware the most annoying golfers at your club – the ‘teapots’

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A note to golf club members: What’s your excuse now?

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Add fishing to exercises allowed in lockdown - remind me why my golf course is closed?

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Add fishing to exercises allowed in lockdown – remind me why my golf course is closed?

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lockdown

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I’ll say what you’re all thinking – this lockdown is a sham

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golf dress codes

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We’re in the middle of a pandemic and you’re STILL arguing about dress codes?

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coroanvirus

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That’s it – I’ve had enough! Time to rethink golf’s flagstick dilemma

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fourballs

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Sorry, do you have somewhere to be? Stop whinging about slow play

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angry club golfer

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Is it REALLY that difficult to cook a bacon sandwich?

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golf distance survey

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Why should us hackers be punished for Rory’s monster drives?

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winter golf competitions

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The cold weather zombies are filling our clubs – it’s time we killed them off

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Extinction Rebellion

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Hey, Extinction Rebellion, have you played golf? Pick on something ACTUALLY destroying the planet

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golf handicap rules

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You NR merchants are cowards – just post your scores

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rules of golf

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Get off your high horse – I bet you break the rules of golf too

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joining fees

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You want me to pay what on top of my annual subs – a joining fee?

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how to mark a scorecard

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Have you lost your pencil?

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90% handicap allowances

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It’s time to get rid of 90% handicap allowances

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matchplay

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I’ve given you the ENTIRE month – so why won’t you play?

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playing through golf etiquette

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We’re all playing Ready Golf – so why can’t you?

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golf club membership

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I want to join a club – not get a new job

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dress code

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It’s time to abolish the dress code – and there’s proof in every golf club

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golf handicap bandit

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Why I’m waging war on the handicap bandits

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slow play golf

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Slow play? Have a word with the ‘Superman golfers’

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golf ball retrievers

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Stop fishing and get yourselves into the pro shop

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I'll give you Baba Booey – put a sock in it

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I’ll give you Baba Booey – put a sock in it

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angry club golfer

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You want complete silence? Maybe try snooker instead

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Why does joining a golf club need to be so complicated?

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Why does joining a golf club need to be so complicated?

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Your banter is awful – if you've got nothing sensible to say, shut up

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Your banter is awful – if you’ve got nothing sensible to say, shut up

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Just play when you're ready – it's really not hard to understand

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Just play when you’re ready – it’s really not hard to understand

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I've given you 20 dates – why won't you play?

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I’ve given you 20 dates – why won’t you play?

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Is your game more Harry Putter or the Poor Shank Redemption?

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Is your game more Harry Putter or the Poor Shank Redemption?

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I'm not a golf photographer – why am I taking pictures of your swing?

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I’m not a golf photographer – why am I taking pictures of your swing?

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You've been to The Masters? Great – now go away

You’ve been to The Masters? Great – now go away

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I can see the ball is in the trees – I don't need you to tell me

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I can see the ball is in the trees – I don’t need you to tell me

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And the Oscar for best Angry Club Golfer goes to...

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And the Oscar for best Angry Club Golfer goes to…

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What did you say your handicap was?

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What did you say your handicap was?

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You're not Rory McIlroy – just get on with it will you?

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You’re not Rory McIlroy – just get on with it will you?

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If I wanted your advice, I would ask for it

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If I wanted your advice, I would ask for it

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I'm a bit busy right now – GO AWAY

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I’m a bit busy right now – GO AWAY

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I'm begging you – just give me a number

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I’m begging you – just give me a number

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Will you just hang on for one god damn minute!

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Will you just hang on for one god damn minute!

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Will you please just stop talking nonsense!

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Will you please just stop talking nonsense!

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Off with his head! Wait for me to play or pay the price

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Off with his head! Wait for me to play or pay the price

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mobile phone

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There’s a mobile going off – for God’s sake GET RID OF IT

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'Mate, you're STILL in my way – can you move please?'

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‘Mate, you’re STILL in my way – can you move please?’

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'Mate, you're STILL in my way – can you move please?'

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‘Mate, you’re STILL in my way – can you move please?’

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This is a pitchfork – how about you use it some time?

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This is a pitchfork – how about you use it some time?

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I'm 150 degrees in this, so why have you put your clubs away?

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I’m 150 degrees in this, so why have you put your clubs away?

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When 'bending the rules' becomes plain cheating

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When ‘bending the rules’ becomes plain cheating

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Why you should never post a no return in a competition

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Why you should never post a no return in a competition

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When you find yourself stuck in a stand-off from a Western

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When you find yourself stuck in a stand-off from a Western

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This isn't Supermarket Sweep – control your trolley

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This isn’t Supermarket Sweep – control your trolley

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links golf

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‘What do you mean you don’t like links golf?’

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Gimme gimme gimme? No!

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Gimme gimme gimme? No!

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Hit the putt

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It’s a 50-footer… just hit the putt!

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golf scoring

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It’s just writing a number in a box

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slow play

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The reason for slow play? Look in the mirror

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How hard is it to count to 7?

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How hard is it to count to 7?

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Why has hitting a provisional become a stigma?

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Why has hitting a provisional become a stigma?

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golf's honour system

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You have besmirched my honour, sir

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Mobile phone ban? I'll play my golf elsewhere, thanks

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Mobile phone ban? I’ll play my golf elsewhere, thanks

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