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Club golfer stereotypes – No 1: The sponger

Club golfer stereotypes – No 1: The sponger

Meet the people who make up the membership of your club
 

A sorry individual, will arrive on the 1st tee minus anything that is actually needed for the next four hours. 

Usually it will begin with tees – ‘have you got a long one?’ – and soon move on to balls. 

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Will then have the cheek to turn his nose up at what you offer him and always fails to return whatever is lent.

Your new driver will get a run-out in his capable hands before working his way through your bag, giving his astute thoughts on the set-up, torque and grip thickness.

Knows what he is doing, it’s not forgetfulness, he’s a tight arse who thinks this is all acceptable.

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Will finally linger just long enough in the locker room to avoid putting any drinks on his card.

Do yourself a favour and give him a swerve on next week’s start sheet and let him cast a shadow over someone else’s fourball.
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